Category: Sarcasm

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Liquor just 500 meters away

Disclaimer: It is customary to start with the disclaimer. It is important. I like doing it this way. Back to the topic: disclaimer was important because this article is on liquor and I am...

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Pan Masala Advertising

Disclaimer: This is supposedly my first post on marketing/ advertising (supposedly used just like that-a heavy word in the first line of the post supposedly creates a good impression). There will be whole lot...

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AIRTEL 4G: How to switch and enjoy?

Disclaimer: I do not have a 4G enabled device but I know what 4G means. Also I do not often write on tech but I am sure this would be useful. Sarcasm guaranteed. So...

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Rape of a 68 yr old: Independence Day revisited

Disclaimer: for all those excited by the topic,  there is no physical rape here so move on. I am both sad and ashamed to narrate this. And this has not happened just once, it...

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4 Names you can never spell correctly in the first attempt.

Disclaimer: This post is not supposed to demean any name, cast, creed, religion, region etc. It is just to show my incompetency to spell certain names correctly no matter how hard i try. Now...

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The Great Indian Railways Toilet

Disclaimer: Not much has been written about this topic, nor many pictures have been clicked, but I took the trouble so better appreciate this post. Of-late you have been very miserly with your comments. ...

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FOMO: Fear of missing out.

As Wikipedia says it “Fear of missing out or FOMO is a form of social anxiety, whereby one is compulsively concerned that one might miss an opportunity for social interaction, a novel experience, profitable investment or other satisfying...

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AiryTell Chief’s interview on VOIP tariff and net neutrality

Disclaimer: This is a product of my wild imagination and there is no iota of truth in this post but I found the topic quite interesting and since it impacts my life, it is...

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Dummy’s Guide to Avoid #Rape (last one is most important)

Disclaimer: These are just my views, loaded with SARCASM, use or apply at your own risk.    Yes we all know its a hot topic, following #UBER incident, and many others reported and many...

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Acceptance

This is a very difficult one to write as it is philosophical hence have been pushing it for the last two weeks, but too long an absence from writing would really push my readers...

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What’s for dinner?

Disclaimer: Let me take care of the pleasantries first. A disclaimer is a must. This blog is about life and its sarcasms and this post is not funny. A random thought crossed my head...

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Clients are from Mars, Agencies from Venus

Disclaimer: I have not read the book (Men are from Mars, Women from Venus) and don’t intend to do the same (just trying to show off with a cool title)   Another Disclaimer: This...

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The Perfect Market Visit

 Have you ever worked in a marketing role, in a FMCG or consumer durables or lubricants (I meant auto – well even otherwise it would qualify as FMCG) company. Life is cool, you meet...

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How to pretend you have or had an #iPhone6

Those who read my post yesterday would assume that I have an #iPhone6 but the smarter ones (not referring to you) would have made out that I don’t (I left a subtle hint in...

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People wasted INR 53500/- and didn’t buy an #iPhone 6. What the 6th guy did was crazy.

Disclaimer: This article is best viewed on an #iPhone 6. Those who don’t have the device, please log off right now and go home (i say go home because i assume if you don’t have an...

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“8 Simple steps to get 78% of friends on FB to be Females” Step 7 is “Most important.”

Let me put things into perspective first. Why was it important for me to achieve that number? I was born in a middle class family in a small town (well this might not have...

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The 168 Hour Work Week

Now after much procrastination (big word used, don’t know if it spelt correclty, i know the meaning though) I finally begin to pen down my thoughts. Now about the title, no this is not...